KTBOS - Meet and Greet

There was once a time when the Earth was safe from aliens. That is no longer the case. Now we must look over our shoulder to keep an eye out for these crazy Killer Teddy Bears From Outer Space!



Sal The Spit Wad Bear comes from behind and uses his spit wad tube to pressurize and maximize the force used to alleviate his enemies.  In this panel, Sal shoots his wad through the back of the unaware victim's head and tunnels through the skull like a drill, causing splatter all over the monitor.



Bojax The Donkey Punch Bear uses his uncut carrot to get his donkey named Jackson all wound up and what happens is a decaptation by means of donkey punch. As you can see in the panel Bojax has his donkey trained very well.



Charity The Kill Em With Kindness Bear is just that, so lovable, cuddle-able,  and unable to cause a frightful face. But watch out for her arrows. They have pinpoint accuracy and can cause damage unimaginable in the oddest of places.



Richard The Dick Crayon Killing Prick is so elusive that his favorite thing to do is leave crayons laid out in the oddest of places. Including the top of stairs for you to trip and fall down.



Now not all of the KTBOS are bad. The Smuggle Bears are working towards a better future by turning trash into narcotics and then dumping them into deserving humans. Who wants to get garbage wasted!?!



Penny The Piano Pushing Bear likes to keep it classical, and by that I do not mean musical, I mean classic cartoons. Dropping a piano on a head of an unsuspecting human is her all time favorite activity.



Patrick The I'm a PC Bear has had his fair share of blue screens of death, and when one finally set him over the edge, he decided on a very particular human to let him know that he is a PC.



Be on the look out for more Killer Teddy Bears From Outer Space! character panels, sketches, and the various ways they will rid Earth of mankind.